Bored of waiting for the big one?
Then have a go at the little one
Join The 100 Club
For £5 a month, you can invest where the National Lottery wouldn’t
and finally stand a REAL chance of winning some cash!
A one in 20 chance of winning £100, 2 x £50 and 2 x £25 every
Chance of winning National Lottery Jackpot - 1 in 14,000,000 or a
£10 prize - 1 in 57
Chance of winning 100 Club Jackpot - 1 in 100 or Any prize not less
than £25 - 1 in 20
Distribution of Profits: The NL supports all sorts of very worthy
projects – but this doesn’t include Lee Memorial Hall (we were turned
down for a large lottery grant and are ineligible to apply for a small
The 100 Club will direct all profits into the management,
maintenance and restoration of your fabulous village amenity.
OK, so we know we can’t match the average £2 million Jackpot of the
NL, ours is just £250, but consider the
effects of winning each Jackpot:
With the NL, you can guarantee jealous and bitter friends and
family will disappear in droves when you fail to pay off their
mortgages. Worse still, they will be quickly replaced by thousands of
new friends who will start sending you letters and camping in your
In addition there is a good chance you’ll get fat, undertake
misguided investment, acquire new bad habits - or develop old ones
further - and suffer psychological damage.
Win the 100 Club lottery Jackpot and.. well… none of this will
happen to you. You might just go out and treat yourself to a new pair
of shoes or a cordless drill. What could be nicer?!